A Mother's Day

After being woken with a cup of tea and homemade card, this is what I chose to do with the day;
1.  Ring my mum
2. Eat porridge in bed with the cats,

listening to the Archers Omnibus, Desert Island Discs and Just a Minute, while working on Tits Out For the Lads doll (well she sat next to me in bed, not much work was done)

3. Have a bath
4. Not wash my hair
5. Shave my legs (letting the side down)
6. Not shave under my arms (that'll show them)
7. Pool and a drink with son at the Ship.

This is the card, does it mean I've done a good job, or not?!